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HUMOUR COLUMN: Five Signs He Will Dump You After Some Time

So these days, Nigeria is rife with the news of people getting dumped, and despite what the feminists may have you believe, most of the time, which is the same thing as 100 percent of the time, it is the ladies that get dumped. I think there is something in ...

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President Obama Reads ‘Mean Tweets’ From Twitter Trolls On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

If you’re familiar with “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”, I’m sure you’d know about the “Mean Tweets” segment the show does sometimes. It involves pretty big celebrities growing thick skin and actually reading the harsh criticism lobbed their way by people on Twitter. A lot of the time, musicians sit down and ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: The One About Entrepreneurship

When Aunty Linda discovered what some models never discover till it is too late, which is that even breasts obey the pull of gravity, she did something which is not commonly associated with models – she made a smart decision. Just kidding, I know most models are actually smart, when ...

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WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS (Episode 4)

June 2014 The delicatessen had no name. It was simply referred to by the locals as ‘the joint beside the Lekki Waterside Hotel.’ It faced the vast stretch of the Atlantic which snaked through Lagos Island. It was mostly open air, and the strong, unrestrained circulation of fresh ocean air ...

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The AMVCA, And The Judgment Of The Fashion Police (lol)

The 2015 Africa Magic Viewers’ Choice Awards took place on Saturday night, and seeing as it is one of the biggest Award shows/night to come out of Africa, people talked about it – about our celebrities and what they were wearing. And this year’s red carpet showed a wild evolution ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: That One About Nigerians

Nigerians can teach you a million lessons on the subject of irony, with diagrams and labels. On one hand we are very skeptical. This is partly because every Nigerian, every real Nigerian will cheat if he feels he can get away with it. Don’t argue with me on that. So ...

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The Housewives Humour

I saw the memes below on Instagram, and immediately, my mind leaped to Adaku of the Housewives’ Tale, and her vow to be good, even when the temptation to be bad was so, so strong. LOL! After Mercy and Leticia and Ifeanyi, it’s only the special strength from the Lord ...

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Who Stole Lupita’s Oscar Dress?

The question on everyone’s lips: Who stole Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar dress? Made with 6,000 pearls and valued at $150,000, Calvin Klein’s custom creation for the actress was taken from her room at the London Hotel West Hollywood on Wednesday, and returned two days later. Who on Earth could have possibly ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Of Banks And How They’re Good For You

I know you all think banks are there for purely financial transactions. But let me quickly disabuse you of that notion; half the time, banks are used for other far more important purposes. STAYING COOL In Nigeria, if you do not have an air-conditioned car – the operative word being ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: The Connection Between Electricity And Murder

I think that when it comes to electricity, we are doing very well as a country. Please applaud the NEPA officials in your vicinity. Let me tell you why. One evening, you come back from work, tired and worn out, pissed off at your boss, your bills, your landlord, which ...

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