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Who Stole Lupita’s Oscar Dress?

Screenshot - 2_28_2015 , 2_20_02 AMThe question on everyone’s lips: Who stole Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar dress?

Made with 6,000 pearls and valued at $150,000, Calvin Klein’s custom creation for the actress was taken from her room at the London Hotel West Hollywood on Wednesday, and returned two days later. Who on Earth could have possibly done that?

Here, our list of suspects:

1. Lady Gaga

Because she wanted to clean it.lady_gaga_oscars_2015

2. Wilma Flintstone

Because she wanted to upgrade from rocks. Go big or go home!wilma-flintstone

3. The Queen

Because everyone needs new jewelry.queen-elizabeth-ii

4. Mr Freezefreeze

5. Gus Gus from Cinderella14gusbeads

6. The ghost of Anne Boleynanne-boleyn

7. Anne Hathaway

Because Chanel didn’t let her keep that necklace from Devil Wears Prada.annhathaway

8. Jabberjaw and his bandjabberjaw1

9. Iris Apfel

Because there’s no such thing as enough.irisapfel

10. Karen Walkerkarenwalker

11. Pearl from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7pearl-rpdr

12. The Walrus from Alice in Wonderland

Because he’s evil.walrus-with-oysters

13. John Travolta

Because he clearly needs a new necklace. And Scarlett Johansson looks like she doesn’t want to share hers.travoltakiss3a

14. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil

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Who do you think stole Lupita’s dress? Sound off your ideas in the comment section.

Originally published on out.com


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9 comments

  1. Wait a minute, the dress was returned? I did not know that. This truly is a mystery.

    Anyway, hahahahahahaha@the list of suspects.

    • shakespeareanwalter

      LOL! It’s like Cheesy said: ‘So many controversial dresses this season – changing colours or disappearing outright….’

  2. Lupita’s relatives in her village in Kenya. It’s juju! She has to burn that dress with olive oil and Jerusalem sand before coming for deliverance at TB Joshua’s.

  3. Hahahahahhahaha. I agree with Dozie

  4. Looooool I more dan agree with dozie, while shez at it, sey shud get a he goat dt has impregnated 100 nanny goats, bury it in her american apartment. ..

  5. Dozie!!!! That is classic!!!

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