It seems to me that every attractive and possible match for me is in a relationship. Are they high? They dinnor know that I am single or what? Anyway, I am here for one reason and one reason alone:
LMAO, I’m just kidding. I’m here to sell my market. So here we go. Potential bae berra read this episode very well.
I’m 17. I can be funny. Watch this, I’ll make you laugh. Are you ready? What’s black, single and awesome? Me!!! Did you laugh? No? Fuck you then.
Um, I’m left handed so I am supposed to be smart. My intelligence is often up for debate, but my IQ is 162. I act either younger than my age or older because that’s the only way I know how. I spent my childhood and most of my teenage years as an adult, so I’ve been spending 2016 often acting like a child as an attempt to have a childhood.
Whoa! Is it me or was that getting deep? Lol, lemme tell you my real selling points and because I am bisexual, I’ll divide it into two sections.
For the guys:
- I have big brezz that are soft. (Are there hard breasts sef?)
- I will check out ass with you.
- I give awesome head. (Ask my exes)
- I roll blunts real good (I don’t smoke though)
- I won’t vex if you don’t call me every day.
- I’ll listen to you talk about anything.
- I give good massages
- I’ll acknowledge everything you do for me.
- I don’t ask for money or gifts. I may occasionally let you pay for my lunch or movie.
- I don’t know any other selling point again. Basically I’m awesome, so date me, yeah?
For the ladies:
- I have soft breasts and they love to be touched.
- I will not check out any other woman when I am with you. I have eyes for you and only you (unless you are checking her out too, in that case, I’ll gaze at that booty)
- I give awesome head. (Ask Kadris)
- If you smoke, you have to kiss me after you smoke a blunt. (Is this even a selling point?)
- I’ll write poems and songs for you.
- You will always have 87% of my attention.
- I’ll call you in the morning when I wake up and just before I sleep and maybe during the day.
- I give good massages.
- I’m broke right now so we have to share the cost of meals and movies, but when I have dough, expect me to spoil you.
So anyone want to date me? I’m nice, I swear.
Dazzall for now folks, why don’t you all tell me your selling points and I’ll act as if I am not reading through them to find a potential match?
Written by iAmNotAPerv