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HUMOUR COLUMN: Wedding Gowns And Other Breaking News

Yesterday, the CBN announced the floating of the naira. This is good news and bad news. How? Well, if you look closely at the beginning of the movie, when Batman lost both his parents to a thief, you might have been tempted to think the movie would be good. Instead, ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Of Weddings And Marriages

Now I see the point of this column. Normally I just write so I can put it in my CV or come over and read the comments on my posts any day I am feeling particularly down, or contemplating suicide. Now I see the point. And what is the point? ...

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Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Are Already Married

Umm, did our invite get lost in the mail, Jen? Well, huge congratulations may or may not be in order for Jennifer Aniston, who, according to reports, got married to Justin in a sneaky ceremony “earlier this summer.” According to Life & Style, after the couple came to terms on ...

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What Groom Had To Say Ro ‘Meninist’ Tweet Mocking His Beautiful Wedding Moment

When a misogynistic Twitter account mocked a beautiful moment from his wedding ceremony, 23-year-old Adam Harris was not having it – and the Internet was there to back him up. On May 22, the account tweeted an image of Harris during his wedding ceremony to its 850,000 followers, offering this ...

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WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS (Final Episode)

Click HERE To Read Previous Episodes Of WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS * March 2015 Ifeanyi and James stepped into the church as the early mass was winding down to an end, and they stood in the back, listening to the priest, Tobi, drone on in a dull monotone broken occasionally by ...

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WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS (Episode 5)

February 2015 The Delta Airlines N1290L touched down at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos, at exactly 3:55pm. It sped along the runway, turned to the left and stopped, the roaring of the engines slowly dying out. Its doors opened and the passengers began to descend the steps. The late ...

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WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS (Episode 4)

June 2014 The delicatessen had no name. It was simply referred to by the locals as ‘the joint beside the Lekki Waterside Hotel.’ It faced the vast stretch of the Atlantic which snaked through Lagos Island. It was mostly open air, and the strong, unrestrained circulation of fresh ocean air ...

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WHEN HEAVEN SPEAKS (Episode 2)

January 2014 Chinyere looked up from her phone and stared with mild startle as her friend, Julianah, rose from the barber’s seat, flicking lint and hair from her chest and shoulders while the barber brushed away the same from the back of her shoulders. She grimaced as she watched the ...

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SIX THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT NIGERIAN WEDDINGS

Hello, my name is Dennis Macaulay. Yes, that Dennis Macaulay, and no thank you, I did not. This will be the first time that I’ll be writing here. And today, I am penning something that seriously “bothereth” me. Now I attend a lot of weddings; I love attending weddings. I ...

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DRIVING WITH CRAZY (Episode 8)

After driving like a crazy person down the express way and receiving insults from other motorists for flying down the road like a bat out of hell, I got to Nena’s house. Kehinde’s directions had been surprisingly easy to follow. I knew the way to the house from the town ...

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