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How We Followed The Brangelina Saga

DISCLAIMER: The following is not to be taken seriously. Things have obviously been exaggerated for comical effect. IT’S ALL BANTZ. We will not be held responsible for whatever offense you take if you carry on reading.  Once upon a time, there lived a powerful Hollywood couple. Their names were ...

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THE REAL CINDERELLA STORY – by Eketi

FOREWORD: This is a series that at one time trended as Eketi Ette’s Facebook posts. Now, I’m bringing them to you on #MyMindSnaps. In the style that is uniquely Eketi’s, the story is hilarious and Nigerian. That’s right! You heard me. This real Cinderella story is Naija-based. So check on ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Netflix and Chill

On the sixth day of January 2016, it was announced that Netflix was launched in Nigeria. This was while we were engrossed in more serious things on Twitter like analyzing the beef between the Mayor of the Lagos Mainland and the mayor of the Lagos Island. According to Wikipedia, this ...

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‘What If There Was No Such Thing As Love?’ Ellen DeGeneres’s Moving And Hilarious Acceptance Speech Of People’s Choice Humanitarian Award

At the recent People’s Choice Awards, Ellen DeGeneres was given the prize for Favorite Humanitarian, and her speech demonstrated exactly why she earned it. Ellen’s words were classy, heartfelt, and, of course, hysterical at all the right times. “I certainly didn’t set out to win any of the many, many, ...

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THE MATRIX WITHOUT LOADING (Edition 2)

I was at Spar awhile back. At the entrance, I positioned myself to be scanned with their nonsense something goes peeeeeeen! I got there with my laptop bag, and a white dude came up after me. My bag was open for inspection, but the “security guy” bypassed me, and went ...

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THE MATRIX WITHOUT LOADING

FOREWORD: It is finally here, ladies and gentlemen, that hilarious and thoroughly entertaining new series by a friend of mine, Onuora. And no, it is not fiction, though the incredulity you’ll feel from reading this will make you wish it was. Here’s the debut episode. Read, be entertained and don’t ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: The Make-Up Use Bill

Has PMB done justice in his 100 days as president? My resounding answer is no. Why? Well, there is a pressing issue I thought he would have looked into by now; I have kept silent all this while, because I was so sure of the CHANGE he would bring, but ...

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Idris Elba’s Amazing Response To ‘Too Street For Bond’ Comments

You’d forgive Idris Elba for being a wee bit tired of the constant James Bond talk, but it seems he’s still able to see the funny side. Days ago, current Bond writer for the Ian Fleming estate, Anthony Horowitz, said that he was sorry for comments he made, where he ...

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Hilarious! 10 Signs You’re A Sadist

In my Instagram bio, I described myself as ‘writer, blogger, sadist’. Proudly sadist. I have not always been proud of being a sadist. In 2012, I was horrified when someone called me a sadist. In 2013, I argued fervently against it. In 2014, I was indifferent. Since the turn of ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Five Reasons You Might Be An ‘Abobaku’

Now, settle down people. For those who do not know, the word ‘Abobaku’ has seven letters – this includes four vowels and three consonants. Less importantly, it is a word from the Yoruba language, which is spoken largely in Western Nigeria…and some Hollywood movies. It means ‘He who will die ...

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