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HUMOUR COLUMN: Lessons Learned In 2014

As 2014 ends, I’m sure we all have learned quite valuable life lessons, which I am sure will affect our New Year resolutions for 2015, so that when we enter 2015, we can make all those mistakes again, and the only difference would be the changed date. So, I will ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Count Your Blessings

Hello, guys, have you all seen Atiku’s garri picture? Look for it, it’s really nice, shows you how his government policy will be. Meanwhile, I salute all those campaigning for Buhari or Atiku, or whoever else is running for presidency; you people are so intelligent and informed. Half the time ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Let’s Talk About Laughter

They say Laughter is the best medicine. But I don’t believe them. If they had said laughter is good, that would have been acceptable. If they had said laughter helps your looks, I would have accepted it. Well, not entirely, because I know a lot of funny people who are ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Call Your Father (A Story)

The teenage boys walked down the road. It was recently tarred, and the hot sun glinted off the tar and off the flashy cars that hurtled up the road, back the way they had come. Their fertile minds darted in various directions, wondering what mischief they could get up to, ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Up In The Air

I still do not understand the lure of travelling by air. I prefer going by road anywhere, even if it will take weeks. And occasionally, sadly, I am proven right. However, I will not entrust my life to a pilot I might not even see till the flight is over. ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Midlife Crisis and Some Other Things

The average Nigerian has a serious generalization problem, as you can see from this first sentence, and subsequent others. You remember back then in secondary school, teachers cured autism, Down syndrome and ADHD with the time-tested and trusted remedy – cane, pankere or koboko, depending on where you schooled and ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: That Thing About Human Beings

Dear reader, I never planned to mention the name Linda Ikeji in this column, but since I have, let us get it over with. Nigerians are a heartless bunch; I think Hitler had some Nigerian blood. Because, really, what did Linda do that was unforgivable, what? It means if a ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: The Art Of A Good Testimony

Hope you had a wonderful holiday? Last week’s column was delayed due to unforeseen circumstances. This week, in keeping with my tradition of teaching you absolutely nothing, we shall be tackling the major problem of every Christian in Nigeria; you know what that is right? Yes, this problem is quite ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Ways To Argue Effectively And Win (Part 2)

A big welcome to all those who used last week’s suggestions and came off victorious and likely injured. No one said winning arguments would be easy. So let’s continue this wonderful training with this week’s tutorial. AGE One great thing about this method is, it doesn’t take a great IQ ...

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HUMOUR COLUMN: Ways To Argue Effectively And Win

I cannot ever lose an argument. Ask anybody who knows me. They all respect me when it comes to that. So I will share with you one surefire way to become like me, not that you’ll ever have such great hair like mine, but by the time you are done ...

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