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Pastor Foresees AIDS-Free World By Christmas If We “Kill The Homos Like God Recommends”

You know this world of men has come to a very bad place when professed men of God use the Old Testament to counter the message of Christ in the New Testament, when those who claim to serve God distort His word to satisfy the evil in their hearts.

On the website of Pastor Steven Anderson’s church, the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, you’d find him boasting about the fact that he “holds no college degree but has well over 140 chapters of the bible memorized word-for-word, including approximately half of the New Testament.”

And where has this blind rote memorization with absolutely zero cognitive thinking skills led him? Why, to the cure for AIDS of course!

Not only does Pastor Anderson hold the key to curing AIDS in the evolutionary disabled organ he calls his brain, but he thinks he could do away with the disease by Christmas.

He employed that handy Bible of his to discover the cure, which he shared with his congregation recently:

“I actually discovered the cure for AIDS,” he began, asking his parish to open their bibles to Leviticus 20:13. “Everybody’s talking about, ‘Let’s have an AIDS-free world by 2020.’ Look, we can have an AIDS-free world by Christmas,” he continued like a true snake oil salesman.

Then he got to the meat of the argument:

“Here’s what the bible says, Leviticus 20:13. ‘If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, it says, even both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.”

And then the kicker:

“And that, my friend, is the cure for AIDS. It was right there in the Bible all along — and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable — right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant.”

Where to even start? All we can hope is that someone close to Pastor Dipshit finds it in their hearts to try and bring him a few inches back down closer to the real world.

That would be a Christmas miracle.


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5 comments

  1. “Not only does Pastor Anderson hold the key to curing AIDS in the evolutionary disabled organ he calls his brain”
    Nice description. Ewu of little or no consequence giving all of us a bad name!!! Pst!!!

    • shakespeareanwalter

      As in eh, the nonsense and ingredients his person and brain is made up of is not a small something.

      • Lol, the nonsense and ingredients hid brain and person is made up of?

        But haba…Pastor whatzyaname, this cure for AIDs no be am. Is he telling us that it is only homosexuals that have the AIDS virus, abi na disease…

        His thinking is flawed…oh may GOD help us all…amen
        +

  2. I feel for this guy, I really do! I saw a feature recently where a good, morally upstanding Christian housewife falls soo hard and deep for another and came up with what she thought was the ultimate plan to rid herself of her baggage, her hubby; just so she could get with her new found love! I doubled up in total, complete and ABSOLUTE hysterics; when the narrator said ‘Some people consider divorce a mortal sin, but murder………is totally acceptable! He says kill off the homos and I say, whatever happened to that golden commandment ‘Thou shalt not kill’?! May God deliver us from ourselves and our inflated sense of ‘rightness’! This is Ludacris! Preposterous, darn right pathetic! Psst!

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