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THE DADDY DIARIES (Entry 18)

FOREWORD: Here’s another open letter from Anyibaba’s pikin to me. Lol. (For the first open letter, click HERE) Enjoy. * Kids need parents, not visitors without gifts. – Anonymous Dear Uncle Shishe, How are you doing? I hope you travelled well? Mummy said your name is spelt as W-A-L-T-E-R. I don’t ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 8)

I was pretty excited for this year’s Valentine; y’all know what happened last year.  For the first time in my life, I actually have a Valentine – who likes me and isn’t playing me. So yeah, I’m pretty fucking happy. So my girlfriend and I spent Valentine’s Day together. Yes, ...

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WHY ALWAYS ME? (The B.O. Okoji Experiences: Episode 15)

I woke up on that July morning last year, a cold and gloomy Sunday, even before my alarm did me the honour. I methodically carried out my morning routine as though my rote, and it wasn’t long before I was dressed and ready for my day. I stepped out of ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 7)

Have you ever been in love a second time? Have you ever been overwhelmed by a crushing feeling of affection towards someone? Have you ever just wanted to spend eternity looking into someone’s eyes? Have you ever seen eyes that hold galaxies – eyes that unraveled all of time and ...

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IMPRESSIONS

1. I came to like football as a careful choice, unlike many of my friends for whom the sport was a natural favorite. Growing up, the sport that came to me naturally was basketball. Of course, there was wrestling from TV that I tried out with my younger sibling; that ...

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THE DADDY DIARIES (Entry 17)

“Making a child laugh is all fun and games, until they beg you to do it over and over again while you lose your freaking mind.” I like to think I’m a pretty hands-on dad. Yes, I really love to think so. I mean, have you seen me with my ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 6)

It seems to me that every attractive and possible match for me is in a relationship. Are they high? They dinnor know that I am single or what? Anyway, I am here for one reason and one reason alone: Pussy. *Drops mic* LMAO, I’m just kidding. I’m here to sell ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 5)

Let me tell you about Simi now. Simi was the first girl to break my heart. I can’t even make up a pseudonym for her, that’s how much she hurt me. Oyesimisola is her name. She is as beautiful as a light summer rain in London. But she was no ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 4)

As a member of the LGBTQIA – and all the other orishirishi (all sorts of) letters – community, if you are out even to a few people, you’ll be asked these two questions: When did you turn gay? And how did you turn gay? It also comes in other forms ...

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THE HUSTLE OF A RAINBOW (Episode 3)

So y’all know that I was pretty excited to have Kaddy cum over. Sorry, I meant ‘come over’. *insert innocent angel face* Well, here’s the gist of how Friday went down. My parents, at the beginning of September, had shipped my younger brother off to the boarding house. It was ...

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