Umm, did our invite get lost in the mail, Jen?
Well, huge congratulations may or may not be in order for Jennifer Aniston, who, according to reports, got married to Justin in a sneaky ceremony “earlier this summer.”
According to Life & Style, after the couple came to terms on their $170 million prenup (no, that zero is not a typo), the bash went down in the “backyard of their $21 million Bel-Air mansion” and included tons of A-listers (duh) who were “sworn to secrecy.”
An ‘insider’, who evidently doesn’t care about the code of silence, told the magazine that the affair was low-key and “heartfelt, just like Jen and Justin.”
Courteney Cox (obviously), Melissa McCarthy, Selena Gomez and Chelsea Handler were all there, with Ed Sheeran popping on the mic for an impromptu performance, because he’s all about that life. And there was a clown and a bouncy house and Babs performed “The Way We Were,” and Jen’s signature “trifle” was served. Okay, that last part is not true, but then again, there’s a chance that none of this is anyway.
Well, congrats to the newlyweds! Maybe.