Greetings, loved ones. Let’s take a journey…
As you probably know, Taylor Swift’s got two major celebrity beefs going on right now.
The first, with Katy Perry. Their feud started over some (allegedly) stolen backup dancers. A few years and a couple diss tracks later, the two no longer speak.
Taylor’s second major feud is with Kim Kardashian (and her husband, Kanye). The three got in a very public spat over Kanye’s song, Famous, which culminated in Kim releasing videos on Snapchat that seem to show Taylor approving the song.
So this brings us to the night when Taylor Swift’s new album, Reputation, was released.
What were Taylor Swift’s two biggest enemies doing on the night of her debut? Well…
They were hanging out at Katy’s Witness tour and posting it all over Instagram. Isn’t that convenient!
North West was there too, naturally.
Kim made sure to collect plenty of photographic evidence for her Instagram story.
Katy posted about it as well.
And to anyone who thinks the timing of Kim’s concert visit is purely coincidental, I say: THINK AGAIN!
Here’s the thing: Nothing these folks do is by accident. It’s all part of the plan.
Like, remember when Taylor withheld her music from streaming services for YEARS, only to put it back up THE SAME DAY that Katy released Witness?
Remember when Kim posted a totally innocent tweet celebrating National Snake Day?
And remember when Katy released a Swish Swish music video that had more than a few subtle references to Ms. Swift?
Pettiness is an ART — and these three are Van Gogh, Monet, and Da Vinci.
What a time to be alive.